Part 12

*author's note: this is a very special but lame addition. i did it because i feel like it and thought maybe you people would like it. anyway. it takes place during the many long car rides.....

bored bored bored. im staring blankly out of the car window. i'd gotten bored in the first 3 minutes. because the landscape consists of white white white. BORRR-ING.

oooh i remember this really funny joke.....it goes like this......

*author's note: you may not get it if i didn't tell you on Monday during training but heck, i practically told the whole team.

Q: whats the difference between a gay and a teapot?
A: nothing much!

The Cullen's Reactions (see below)
Carlisle and Esme: *polite laughs*
Jasper: that is so lame.
Alice: HAHAHA! good one! okay i have this one, stop me if you've heard it before....
Edward: that is SO politically incorrect.
Emmett: haha...no seriously, whats the answer? WHAT?! that was the answer? what a retarded joke.......
Rosalie: rii-iii-ght. am i supposed to laugh?

after the enthusiatic (not) response to my hilarious joke, i feel inclined to tell another. (Meishuen told me this one)

there were once two sticky nian-gaos ("what is a nian gao!?" "this sticky cake thing we eat during Chinese New Year.") and they were stuck together. they didn't want to be stuck together so they pulled and pulled and finally, they were free! celebrations! they were so happy, in fact, that they gave each other a hug.

haha, geddit? a hug! and then got stuck together again.

this time half the vampires in the car don't bother to respond. the few responses received:

Jasper: oh man are ALL of your jokes this lame?!
Alice: a hug? thats not very fu......OH! i get it! HAHA!
Emmett: if you don't lay off the lame jokes imma crush every bone in your body.

in lieu of the last response, i decide to shut up.

THE END! wasn't that funny?

haha this was a relatively short and irrelevant post but im running out of ideas. suggestions are welcome.